


The random misfortunes of Underworld: Evolution

by xXxSoulKeeperxXx



Category: Underworld
Genre: Humor, Sci-Fi
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2009-01-11
Updated: 2009-01-11
Packaged: 2013-07-26 18:48:20
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 494
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4784796/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1121719/xXxSoulKeeperxXx
Summary: A few random misfortunes of the film Underworld, me and my brother made it all up whilst we were watching it. More on the inside!





	The random misfortunes of Underworld: Evolution

_Some random funny Out takes of Underworld: and my brother were watching it and we made_

_all of it up _:D

-Thanks to phylitr for correcting my mistakes :)

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Selene Jumps out of the helicopter and lands in the water along with a few other guys,

as she gets inside she realises something wrong. She checks around her, she curses

then realises. She forgotten her shotgun.

-How original-

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As Michael's recovering from his shooting, he falls over but instead of landing on ground he

starts to fall. After about ten minutes of falling he finally realises he's tripped off a cliff and

is falling to his doom when a giant bat (known as Maurice I think it's that :S) grabs him.

Selene comes to the rescue but instead of shooting Maurice she shoots Michael and kills him.

As Michael starts to fall again Selene actually shoots Maurice, but he survives and she kills her only lover.

This is just about the time when somebody kills Selene then the director actually realises whats happened

and looks at them all in a 'Fail' kinda way.

-Clumsy-

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As William comes out of him tomb he trips over a pebble and squashes his brother.

At this point the director falls off his chair knocking over some coffee and setting fire to the building.

-Pointless.-

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As Marcus locks the pendant into the keyhole to open up the wall, usually it's meant to go up

right? Well it doesn't. Marcus has a fanny fit over it and starts slamming the wall. After about

five minutes of doing so he realises that he hasn't actually twisted the pendant in the lock to actually open it.

-Idiot-

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As the bat dude (can't be bothered typing his name anymore) walks to free his brother he realises

that something is wrong...He checks around his body, he checks on the floor then he clicks.

He forgotten to actually take the pendant out of the first lock and bring it with him.

-Baka-

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This time over he actually remembers the pendant. He puts it in and as it's opening, one of the locks

gets jammed.

-Stupid engineers-

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You know the part where Alexander blows himself up on the ship? Well

instead of just blowing up himself he actually blows up the cave where everyone is.

-sheesh-

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He opens up the bomb but it jams again.

-Stupid Engineers-

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As your reading this somebody could be stealing your cookies. You better hurry and check that

they're still there.

=As you go and check if your cookies are there I'm sat here eating them=

-Suckers-

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_They're not very funny how I've put them, you've got to try and imagine it._

:) _have a nice day._


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